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Friday, June 4, 2010

The Side Effects of Kayaking

Potential kayakers beware!   Before begining a kayaking adventure, you need to be aware of the serious side effects of kayaking.  The most obvious is that kayking is extremely addictive.  In a recent study of a small group of women, 100% became addicted in under one year. 

Signs of addiction include:
  • compulsively checking the state of the water every time you drive over the Agate Pass Bridge or are in sight of any body of water,
  • watching the news only for the weather forecast or checking weather.com everyday or religiously reading weather related blogs,
  • feelings of frustration, anger and resentment when it's a sunny, windless day and you aren't out kayaking due to other responsibilities,
  • severe mental and physical withdrawl pains when it's been more than a week since you've last kayaked.   
Other serious side effects were also noted among the women in the study.  In the course of 10 months,
  • 50% of the women studied started running for additional exercise,
  • 50% became pregnant,
  • 50% bought a new home (primary or secondary residence),
  • 25% began training for a marathon,
  • 25% had major emergency surgery,
  • 25% went back to school,
  • 25% started a new job.
These life-altering side effects should be carefully considered before beginning a kayaking adventure.

2 comments:

  1. Hi, my name is Brooke and I am addicted to kayaking. In addition to the above-mentioned symptoms, I've also been known to have my older kids skip school so that they can babysit while I kayak. And I've even contemplated how long we would have to eat out of our food storage so that I could save up enough money to buy a Hullavator.

    Phew! I'm glad I got that off my chest. We should organize regular Kayakers Annonymous meetings, to help poor paddling addicts such as us. I know! How 'bout if we hold the meetings out on the water . . . in, um, our kayaks. Yeah!

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  2. Hahahaha That is hilarious! I like Brooke's comment, haha skipping school to babysit, that is great! hahaha...wait who is the other preggo??

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