Balderdash

Has anyone ever played the game "Balderdash"? We love it! Last night, Jillian, Kylie, Nate, Brad and I all played together and had so many good laughs. Basically the game goes like this:

1. One player reads a word from the card (these are words that no one has ever heard of, but are real words).
2. The other players write down what they think the word means, while the player who read the word writes down the real meaning.
3. The "definitions" are read out loud by the player who read the word from the card. The other players guess which is the real definition. You score points by guessing the real definition and by tricking other players into guessing your definition is correct.

Here are some of the words and "definitions" from our game. Can you guess the real definitions?

Uxorious
a. extremely smelly
b. a type of fruit drink
c. a bad recess
d. submissive to one's wife
e. a disease, I think

Snash
a. a type of ivy
b. to snatch then smash
c. to speak disrespectfully
d. to stash macaroni
e. I steal jewelry

Agroof
a. falling flat on one's face
b. unkind or insensitive
c. to grapple
d. to go poof and then scream
e. a camel's second eyelid